Road Slut

"My ex-boyfriend used to tell me that I drove like a blow job: slow and sloppy. Ever since then I don't do much driving, but I needed a ride to this party in Miami. I didn't have any way to get there so I decided to hitchhike and see what happens. A couple of guys who were going on a road trip picked me up and offered to give me a lift. One of them was really cute, and I wanted to fuck him really bad. But I couldn't just completely throw myself at him, so I told him I'd repay him for the ride. They had to make a pit stop and I was already giving him road head by the time we got there. It's times like that I'm really glad I don't drive. I just stick to what I'm good at. And that's sucking cock and fucking."